Thursday, 31 October 2024

Some new poems

 I've said before that poetry writing is very cathartic, as many will agree. Something about putting my feelings into little verses is healing. I've been down again so I've written some more poems, check them out!
I also wrote a poem for a poetry competition in honour of Benjamin Zephaniah.

Cutting is a game that I'm winning,
Olympic silver medals adorned with red ribbons.
check out my trophies,
I take them everywhere with me,
always up my sleeves.

Crying Is a sport I excel in,
I always score a diving header straight into my pillow,
that's a 1-nil to my tears.

Pain is my reward for each win,
another trophy,
another goal scored.

Life is a game,
but I don't want to play anymore.
it's not fun,
I can't win this one.



The world turns faster than i want it to,

Days pass and years go on by.
I have no room to breathe,
No time to stop and heave.

I hold my breath each day and get dizzier with each moment,
The world passes me by as I look out of the window of my mind.

Stop the ride and let me get off,
Before I get motion sickness.
It's too much to take in,
It's too much to handle.

Now I'm 16, 17, 18.
Please slow down,

I can't hold on anymore.
My knuckles are white and my fingers are sore,
Trying to grapple on before I fall.

Life is not fair and it never will be,
It shows no mercy but I would beg either way.

With only naivety and immaturity,
The child inside wants to cry.
Now with experience and maturity,
The adult wants to die.

Listen up, Brum!

People need people,

we need to belong.

People need people,

we need to be strong.

Strong enough to smile,

no need to revile.


No matter your religion,

your race or your decisions.

People need people

to laugh and to cry with.


Don't worry child,

please do not cry.

People need people,

that is no lie.


Greet your neighbour,

thank your mom.

People need people,

it doesn't matter where you're from.

Listen up, Brum! Come together, Love one another. Another lost to hatred, release this tether. People need people, please don't forget. We are one community, each other's safety net.


Sunday, 13 October 2024

Is Lunchly really as good as they say it is?

 A few weeks ago, KSI, Logan Paul and Mr Beast released a new product called Lunchly. Their advertisements claim it is better than the notorious Lunchables, but it seems it is almost a copy of the latter. Lunchly offers three kits, the first being "The Pizza", which consists of 3 small pizza crusts, cheese and pepperoni. The second is a "turkey stack 'ems, containing 3 small crackers, turkey slices and cheese. Their third kit is the "fiesta nachos" which contains small nacho crisps, cheese sauce and a salsa dip. All 3 also come with a mini Feastables bar and a 355ml bottle of Prime. 
It must be said that these kits are not lunch, though they're advertised to be, they are more like a snack food as they do not contain enough food or nutrition to be considered a good lunch for growing children. 

These kits are marketed as having fewer calories than Lunchables and are stated as a healthy alternative because they have less sugar, fats and more electrolytes. Electrolytes also seem to be a big part of their campaign, I will get into the deeper facts on electrolytes later. Although Lunchly is a better alternative, it's only marginally better than its competitor.

They compare their kits with Lunchables, making it known that they offer 12fl oz (355ml) whereas Lunchables only offers 6fl oz (roughly 177ml). Prime contains "more A and B vitamins and more electrolytes". They offer a Feastables bar and Lunchables offers a crunch bar, but the two are hardly any different at all, the main difference being that Feastables is a product made by Mr Beast. Feastables is stated as being "better for you" but the sugar content is relatively the same as other chocolate bars such as Cadbury's or Hershey's. Half a Feastables bar is 30g and contains 15g of sugar.

"The Pizza" uses real cheese (which is heavily emphasised), but this shouldn't be seen as such a big deal as it really should be the basic standard in food production. The calories of these kits are compared with Lunchables in the promotional video, their pizza kit contains 360Kcals, whereas the Lunchables version contains 390, 15g of fat versus 18g of fat and 12g of sugar versus 20g of sugar. The turkey kit contains 230Kcals, versus 310kcals and has 7g of sugar versus 21g of sugar.

Logan Paul also called out the fact that Lunchables has had reports of lead contamination, however, Twitter cited his tweet by saying that the Ice Pop flavour of Prime had reports of lead contamination from the ERC. I also had a parent tell me that their children, aged around 11-12 tried the Glowberry flavour of Prime and it had made them violently ill, which raises the question of whether Prime should be consumed by children.

In the promotional video, when trying the Lunchables turkey kit, Logan spits out the product before it enters his mouth and states "That's trash". It is known that Lunchables is not a great product whatsoever, but it doesn't warrant that reaction, making it seem over the top. When trying their own version, Logan says "We're not biased at all but ours is way better". The nacho product for both companies does not look great, but I will hand it to Lunchly that their cheese sauce does look better and looks less plasticky, however, the salsa sauces look the exact same. On the Lunchly website, they advertise that their kits have "flavourful combos" versus Lunchables having "standard picks", but the kits that are offered by Lunchly are nearly identical, so how much more flavourful and fantastic is Lunchly?

Recently there has been some controversy surrounding DanTDM, a very famous Youtuber, who tweeted out the following "What happened to Youtubers man... i can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money, simple. How does this benefit fans? This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them. do better." 
All 3 of the creators responded, though they could've ignored it and left it alone. KSI posted a screenshot of Dan's toys and says "looks like crap to me", which really isn't relevant to Dan's point whatsoever. 
I agree with what Dan is saying, Lunchly does seem like a simple cash grab, almost taking advantage of the influence that the 3 creators have over their younger audience. It doesn't really benefit their fans much and they know that they will make a lot of money from this because of their high influence and popularity among young people. Plenty of creators do things just to make money, but they also care about their fans and how their products will affect them.

Dr Brian Sutterer posted a video talking about electrolyte drinks and had plenty of interesting takes on the situation. He talks about how electrolytes are crucial to us as our bodies need them for most functions, but consuming too many and too little can cause problems. He also says that we don't need electrolytes as part of daily life and in our daily diets as our bodies can sustain the levels naturally and do not need supplementation. Sutterer compares Prime and Gatorade, both highly popular electrolyte drinks. Prime has no sugar but also lacks sodium. Gatorade has sugar in it, but sugar is necessary when trying to rehydrate after exercise. Gatorade is seen as a bad product because of its sugar content, however, sugar and electrolytes are necessary to replenish salt loss from sweat and hydration in exercise. Electrolyte drinks were originally created as sports drinks, to replenish the loss of electrolytes from exercise, not to be consumed as part of a daily diet.

Doctor Mike stated in a YouTube video about Lunchly that it was hard to draw clear conclusions from comparing the products. Lunchly is missing nutritional facts for each part of their kits. The portion sizes are not the same, for example, the Lunchables turkey stack 'ems is 82 grams, whereas the Lunchly version is 72 grams. Lunchly has less sugar and therefore less calories. The Capri-sun offered in a Lunchable contains sugar and the Prime has artificial sweeteners.
Prime also has more A and B vitamins, Dr Mike states that A vitamins are fat soluble and overconsumption can lead to toxicity. The A vitamins in Prime were raised as an issue, as per 500ml bottle it has 900µg but the daily recommended amount is 600µg. You get A vitamins from eggs, dairy and red and orange coloured vegetables, so when Prime is consumed with a daily diet, that is a huge overconsumption of A vitamins. 
The USDA caloric guidelines state that a lunch meal for children aged Kindergarten through 8 should be 600-700 calories, as children need the energy to function. A Lunchly turkey kit has 230 calories, which would mean kids would need 2.7 portions to consume enough calories, however, this would mean consuming 1300mg of Sodium which is over the USDA standards. The USDA also states that at least 80% of grains consumed weekly must be whole grain rich, but there are no whole grains in Lunchly.

So is Lunchly really as healthy as claimed, and should it be consumed as part of the daily diet for children. The answer is no. It's incredibly important that parents are aware that this is not a product they should be buying for their children as it has been proven by medical professionals that this is not a healthy product.

Wednesday, 9 October 2024

Logan Paul is cookedly..

 Logan Paul from the 'Logang' is not having the best time at the moment, all of it is self-inflicted though. First, we had Lunchly, which was a pretty bad product released by Logan, KSI and Mr Beast and they all received major backlash for it. It was supposedly a better alternative to Lunchables even though it looks basically the same, only somewhat slightly better. (the Lunchly situation is a whole thing in itself, which I will cover in my next post.) They could've just left it at that and not responded because it isn't a big deal at all. It's not uncommon now that YouTubers make bad, poorly thought-through products. The only one of the 3 that hasn't responded with a flurry of ill-conceived responses is Mr Beast. He must be so annoyed at KSI and Logan because their response has been first of all, completely unnecessary. After all, this isn't serious at all and they could've said nothing. Second of all, every response has been dreadful, poorly received and ratioed. To be fair, Logan didn't have the best public image to begin with - think back to the Suicide Forest incident. To me and many others, he just appears to be yet another youtuber who is extremely desperate for any scraps of money and attention he can get. He did the NFT scam, which to be fair was a very obvious scam. I understand there was a lot of hype around the bored apes, but if you fell for it it's on you. He's bad for doing it, but if you fell for it you're not the sharpest tool in the shed - if you were born 10,000 years ago, natural selection would've got you.

The lengths I've seen Logan go to to promote this pretty dismal product - Lunchly - are insane. At the recent birth of his first child, a sacred experience, he was promoting Prime and Lunchly. It was a momentous and beautiful experience for him and his partner, yet he was integrating his product into it. I can't imagine how his partner must've felt with him because of his complete disrespect and lack of awareness at that moment. How much more money do you need that you're willing to have the birth of your first child essentially sponsored by a Lunchables knockoff? Logan's net worth must be millions of pounds yet he's almost selling off a special moment in his life to promote a product that doesn't look great. I haven't tried Lunchly as it's only sold in areas on the West Coast of the USA -mainly California, and I refuse to try Prime, so I cannot definitively say it's bad but it doesn't look good whatsoever. Sure you get to a point where you have enough money to stop doing things for the sake of money and promotion. 
On top of this, he just lies and says Lunchly is "one of the best meals in the world", they're clearly not - crackers, processed meat and cheese. 

In addition, Logan has decided to pick a fight with TommyInnit. Tommy posted a screenshot of Logan's 'Impaulsive' interview with Donald Trump with the caption "Right I'm done". In a section about the Gaza conflict, Logan is promoting prime. There is a shameless transition from Trump talking about Gaza to Logan immediately promoting the Prime and Lunchly sponsorship. He could've left that to a more light-hearted segment but he picked that section of all. In response to Tommy's tweet, he tweeted several screenshotted messages of conversations between the two of them, consisting of purely kind messages from Tommy to Logan. There was no reason for Logan to tweet those screenshots, as there is nothing worth noting, only Tommy asking for advice or to meet up with him for a coffee. Logan tweeted "Tommy is lashing out because I've been neglecting him, sorry I didn't chill with you buddy". I personally find it really weird when people screenshot and post private messages between them and other people, of course in some circumstances it's necessary but there's nothing worth noting in these text messages. This is only going to make Logan seem untrustworthy. Logan wasn't even responding to Tommy's initial issue, only trying to start things with Tommy. Logan didn't stop there, he carried on insisting that Tommy was desperate for his attention and running to Twitter when he wasn't acknowledged. It is completely unclear what Logan was trying to achieve by this, other than being incredibly immature and self-centred.

Overall, it's clear that Logan needs to clear up his act as it's becoming more and more obvious how much of a horrible and self-absorbed person he is. He has zero respect for those around him or his audience, just churning out mindless babbles of promotion to children and losing the trust of many.

Tuesday, 1 October 2024

Halloween plans!

 Hey! It's the first of October, my favourite month. Not just because of my birthday but because of Halloween. I love Halloween :p. 

My plans have been settled already, I'm going to sleep over at Aurora's house and we are going to dress up together. I am going to be Donnie Darko and she is going to be Frank Anderson (the bunny). I need to plan out my costume, I'm going to wear the skeleton outfit Donnie wears. I'm going to make it myself and thrift a grey jacket to wear and I will also wear my Converse shoes. Aurora's mom is going to make her costume.

I'm super excited for Halloween, I don't think we will go trick or treating but we are definitely going to have fun!

ps. I may update less often on my blog from now on, I'm VERY busy with schoolwork, revising and completing coursework!! ill try my best but for now I'm prioritising revision as I'm trying hard to meet my targets for my mocks and actual gcses.

weaponised incompetence on tiktok is awful.

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